So Yeah

How's life going?  Cool.  Cool.  Really? No.  Psh.  eh, ok but I really would have considered going with a composite for the counter top with the shaker finish on the cabinet doors and drawer faces.  Seriously? You're asking about the pyramid scheme again?  How long ago was that now?  No, it was at least 5 years ago.  Ok, it was 3 years ago, but I was talking about when I got in, not had to pay out.  

Look, life is really stressful right now and I'm doing my best with sobriety.  Actually I'm not, but who is surprised.

Well, since you all were expecting me to actually show up and I just sent this script of what I imagined I'd say to you- HA! You fell for it again.  And you all think I'm the one with problems...